From: wombat
Subject: Big-time confusion
Date: Friday, April 26
To: rsmith@smiledentalgroup

Dad —

I’m very confused. When you dropped your bombshell, you said there was no one else involved. Oops, that seems to have been a lie!

And when I saw you at the café and told you Jo-Jo suspected that wasn’t true, you started to get all cross with me. Not fair, at all.

So anyway, I guess your new girlfriend is . . .

a) the person you went running off to see when we were at the café
b) the person you’re living with now
c) the reason why you obviously thought me moving in with you would be a terrible idea. So terrible, you didn’t even bother to get back to me

Explanations, excuses, apologies would be nice.

Heather

PS I put that dried heather you gave me in the bin.
PPS That new aftershave that I think your new girlfriend gave you — it smells of cat wee.


From An Urgent Message of Wowness. Copyright © 2007 by Karen McCombie. All rights reserved.